Rude Utilities' fuzzy red mascot wearing a cardboard box hat
Moving home? Eek!

Right. Let's get on with the boring stuff.

We don't want to talk to you. You don't want to talk to us. Sort broadband, energy and the rest online, entirely by yourself. Lovely.

Broadband
Phone
TV
Energy
Council
Water
Get it over with

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One stop set-up

Energy, broadband, TV, council and water. All sorted without a painful phone call.

Free to use

No hidden charges and no subscriptions. You're welcome, cheapskates.

Five minutes flat

Unless you're old and over the hill. Then you might struggle to do it in 15.

Loads of choice

Deals from big-name suppliers, lined up side by side. Prices, speeds, contracts, blah blah blah.

Safe hands

Your data is safe. We only care about you moving home. We don't want to be your friend. You won't hear from us again. You'll be ghosted.